Progressive Action Alliance - Humor

Dick Cheney - Go F*ck Yourself Song

Thu, 23 Feb 2006 15:16:17 -0500

CHENEY GOES AHEAD WITH FOLSOM PRISON CONCERT

Vice President Dick "Buckshot" Cheney kept his word to the inmates at California's maximum security Folsom State Prison. He played a one hour set with his band "Dickie and The Trigger Happy Birdie Killers". The set received a luke warm reception until Cheney launched into his new, as yet unreleased, single "Go Fuck Yourself". During the guitar solo the Vice President thrilled the assembled audience by producing a rifle and opening fire. "He seems angry. Very angry" one inmate said "I mean, I always thought that the American people didn't like to vote for angry people but...Man, that dude is angry!" I managed to obtain a tape of the performance and am proud to present it here....

Bagging a Lawyer - Cheney

Thu, 23 Feb 2006 15:11:11 -0500

A white house source stated that Congress is considering awarding Vice-President Dick Cheney the Medal of Freedom, the national highest civilian commendation, for his act of bravery in shooting an attorney.

Cheney's Got a Gun

Thu, 23 Feb 2006 15:05:57 -0500

Dick Cheney will never live down the shooting incident. There are so many people making fun of him, I simply had to document these classics. Enjoy!