Political

Month-by-month (blow by blow?) summary of the year by Dave Barry.

http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/living/columnists/dave_barry/13517336.htm

Excerpt:

It was the Year of the Woman. But not in a good way.

December 13, 2005
Bush eyes Santa for Cabinet post
By John Breneman
With Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld rumored to be on the way out,
President Bush reportedly is eyeing a universally respected figure for a key

Amazing "remastering" of the Wizard of Oz, with characters including "Dubithy" and "Scarecrum" (Rumsfeld).

Daily Kos: "Wizard of Oil"
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2005/12/12/21431/622

And here is the website to prove it!

http://www.vastleftwingconspiracy.us/

After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive," Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of coded message:

Apathy Dog Food Commercial by David Chappell
http://www.davidlachapelle.com/videos/dogfood.html

Wonderful GOTV commercial. Quicktime format.

Here's one of many "Merry Fitzmas" sites, including other "carols".

Merry Fitzmas
http://fitzmas.blogspot.com/

The "classics" are excerpted below.

Charlie

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* Rove's Nuts

Merry Fitzmas to All

'Twas the night before Fitzmas, and in the White House
Every one was scared shitless, and Bush was quite soused.
The indictments were hanging like Damocles' sword

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What areall those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."

If FOX news had been around throughout history

http://mysite.verizon.net/vze1ldyn/id2.html

[ see PDF attachment if the site is down or has been removed ]